WILLOW: How'd he (Dracula) get inside anyway?

(cut to Willow & Tara talking to Joyce)

JOYCE: He seemed so nice and normal. A little pale.

WILLOW: A good Sunnydale rule of thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes.

JOYCE: I'm not like this. I don't invite strange men over for coffee, it's just ... Oh, when you girls are older you'll understand. It's hard to date. Sometimes you just ... feel like giving up on men altogether.

(Willow and Tara sneak little looks at each other and try not to grin.)

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written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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