CORDELIA: I heard that there was a secret rule that if a teacher's more than ten minutes late, we can all leave.

BUFFY: It's Giles' turn to watch study hall. He'll be here. He's allergic to late.

CORDELIA: He is wound a little tight. I had this philosophy book checked out from the library for, like, a year, and he made me pay the fine, even though it was huge. I was sad to return it. It was perfect for starting conversations with college boys. Of course, that was B.X.

BUFFY: B.X.? Before Xander. Clever.

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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