COP: Keep your hands where I can see them.

ANGEL: I'm sorry, officer, have I done something wrong?

COP: Turn around. Face the fence. Place your hands on your head.

ANGEL: This is a mistake.

COP: You're under arrest.

ANGEL: Believe me, you don't wanna do this.

(Pushes the cop off him, but the cop rebounds of a parked car and comes right back, swinging his stick.)

COP: You have the right to remain silent. (Angel hits him.) Anything you say can... (Hits him again.) ...and will be used against you in a court of law. (Angel smashes him. The cop goes down, then pops back up again:) You have the right to an attorney. (More fighting.) Should you be unable to afford an attorney (Swings at Angel, who blocks it) one will be appointed to you. (Angel kicks cop's head right off his neck. The decapitated head goes on Mirandizing away as Angel stares) Do you understand your rights as I have... (The words slow and stop.)

written by: Jim Kouf & Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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