(Cordelia opens door and screams at sight of Barney)

BARNEY: You scared the heck out of me!

CORDELIA: You? I scared you? Look in the mirror lately?

BARNEY: Every chance I get! You’re him – right? You’re the guy, the – the – the vampire with a soul?

ANGEL: I’m Angel.

BARNEY: Yeah. You got to help me! Please. I-I-I mean that - that’s what you do, right? You – you – you help the helpless? You protect the, what do you call them? The – helpless?

ANGEL: Something like that.

BARNEY: Yeah.

CORDELIA: You want me to stay?

ANGEL: That’s okay

BARNEY: Break a leg.

CORDELIA: Excuse me?

BARNEY: Well, I’m sensing a little performance anxiety here. Little trick, picture everybody…

CORDELIA: In their underwear.

BARNEY: I-I-I was going to say “dead”, but hey, if that, uh, underwear thing works for you…

• Angel's Mission
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written by: David Fury and Jeannine Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod, checked against source by renenet.. Full transcript at:
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