LORNE: Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

FRED: I am so, so beyond sorry.

LORNE: Oh, go on. It's the first good nap I've had since the apocalypse started. So what'd I miss?

GUNN: Angelus and his usual freak show.

LORNE: I see everybody still has their necks attached. The sanctuary spell must've done its thing?

GUNN: (looks at Connor) Yeah, it's working.

LORNE: Hey, one for the good guys.

FRED: And take two away. I let Angelus walk with Lilah's book and everything Wolfram and Hart suckered out of your brain.

LORNE: I was gonna have those framed.

GUNN: Vampire Moriarty strolls in waving the anti-mojo mojo. Anybody would've done the same.

LORNE: He had mojo?

FRED: Nojo. (dangles Angelus's fake charm) He waved this piece of junk in my face, and I went all spinal-paralysis.

LORNE: Put the blame stick down, peaches. Maury's been peddling these to tourists since L.A. had cable cars, honey. It fools the Bermuda shorts off of 'em every time.

GUNN: Maury?

CONNOR: You know where this guy is?

LORNE: Yeah, sure. He hangs his horns in a shop down on Olive. Why?

GUNN: Call Wes. Now.

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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