DEMON: She hurt me all over.

WARREN: Someone'll see you! Get in the back.

DEMON: I won't fit.

ANDREW: Well, do the ... thing.

DEMON: Oh, right. Let the spell be ended!

JONATHAN: Ahh! Ow. Ohh, next time I do that spell, one of you guys has to look like the demon.

ANDREW: (awed) The Slayer touched you.

JONATHAN: Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists. I only looked big. I actually had the proportional strength of ... uh ... me.

WARREN: Guys, think about this. We took on the Slayer. I mean, we've got all kinds of stuff in the computer now ... speed, strength, reaction time ... we're getting what we need to really become a threat to her. We tested her, faced her ... and we survived.

JONATHAN: Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me.

ANDREW: Oh, of course, but barring that, Warren's right. We did good!

WARREN: The Trio ... versus the Slayer. It's not over.

ANDREW: Plus, look what Warren and me discovered by accident before we drove away!

JONATHAN: What?

ANDREW/WARREN/JONATHAN: (unison) Free cable porn!

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html