BUTCHER: Number 87.

ANDREW: I'd like 12 pork chops, 2 pounds of sausage, 8 quarts of pigs blood, 3 steaks, um, halibut, and, uh, some toothpaste?

BUTCHER: This is a butcher's shop, Neo. We don't sell toothpaste.

ANDREW: Um, OK?just the other stuff then.

BUTCHER: You got it.

ANDREW: (to another customer) Hi. (walks to back of store) Ooh, steak sauce.

(later, he gets his stuff, is walking out when Willow comes in)

WILLOW: (chasing him) Wait a minute!

ANDREW: Don't kill me!

WILLOW: I'm not gonna kill you.

ANDREW: Don't torture me and send me to an eternal pain dimension.

WILLOW: I'm not gonna.

ANDREW: Warren killed Tara. I didn't do it. And he was aiming for Buffy anyway.

WILLOW: (glares) Not making it better.

ANDREW: And you got your revenge. You killed my best friend. We're even.

WILLOW: Even? You think I get satisfaction from what I did?

ANDREW: Maybe not, but let me keep my skin, OK? I'm not bad. I'm not bad anymore. I'm good. I do good things now.

WILLOW: Then, why do you need lots and lots of blood?

ANDREW: I am bad. I'm bad, I'm evil, but I'm protected by powerful forces. Forces you can't even begin to imagine, little girl. If you harm me, you shall know the wrath of he that is darkness and terror. Your blood will boil, and you will know true suffering. Stand down, she-Witch. Your defeat is at hand?

WILLOW: (pushes him against the wall) Shut your mouth. I am a she-witch, a very powerful she-witch, or witch, as is more accurate. I'm not to be trifled with?

ANDREW: But I?

WILLOW: I'm talking. Don't interrupt me, insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. OK?

(drags Andrew to Buffy's house)

WILLOW: Look who I found.

XANDER: Oh, this can't be good.

WILLOW: Guess who was buying mass amounts of blood at the butcher's shop.

ANDREW: Hey, your hair's not even black anymore.

XANDER: What're you doing back in town?

ANDREW: You'll get nothing out of me, carpenter.

XANDER: (threateningly) We'll see about that.

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written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/131_tran.php