XANDER: So, I'm Ted, the sickly loser. I'm dying and my wife dumps me. I build a better Ted. He brings her back, holds her hostage in his bunker'o'love until she dies. And then he keeps bringing her back, over and over. Now, now that's creepy on a level I hardly knew existed.

WILLOW: The sad part is the real Ted must've been a genius. There were design features in that robot that pre-date...

BUFFY: (interrupts) Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.

WILLOW: Not any big ones.

BUFFY: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!

WILLOW: I just wanna learn stuff.

CORDELIA: Like how to build your own serial killer?

XANDER: Uh, it's so hard to rent one nowadays.

CORDELIA: Can we just drop the subject?

BUFFY: Absolutely. I plan to forget the whole thing and pick up right where we left off.

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/23ted.html