WESLEY: No, Gunn, you misunderstand. I mean, I'm not saying that we act differently. I just think we should be gentle in our inter... (sees Cordy coming in) Evening, Cordy.

GUNN: Hey, Cordelia.

GUNN: (to Wesley) How was that?

WESLEY: I felt quite genuine.

FRED: B plus. C minus. A girl can tell.

(Fred is sitting on the floor, under a table)

WESLEY: Fred... if you feel comfortable enough grading our sincerity how about joining us for the rest of the meal? Isn't that the point of coming downstairs?

FRED: I guess that'd be okay.

(she comes out, and continues eating her Chinese take-out food with her fingers)

GUNN: Ah, I-I don't mean to rush you back into the twenty first century, but how about using some chopsticks. Or a fork, maybe. (offers her a fork) You remember forks, don't you?

FRED: Sure. Who could forget? Fork, pitch fork, fork it over, fork in the road - one I'm not ready to take yet.

(Cordy walks back through the lobby.)

WESLEY: Hello again.

GUNN: Nice day.

CORDELIA: I know what you're doing.

GUNN: You do?

FRED: Told you.

CORDELIA: You're being all fake nice and super-sensitive like 'poor Cordelia, she's on edge, because she hasn't had a vision in while.' Well, I have information for you. I look forward to my next vision.

WESLEY: You do?

CORDELIA: Well, why shouldn't I? I mean, the Powers That Be have seen fit to choose me. Who am I to refuse?

FRED: Great. How about if you use that vision thing to find out where Angel's at right now.

CORDELIA: Cause I don't care?

GUNN: Ah, what Cordelia means is that she doesn't choose to have a vision. The Powers send them to her when they got info to share.

WESLEY: Think of them as gifts.

CORDELIA: Yes, having-my-head torn-open-and-hot-lava-poured-into-my-skull gifts.

• Cordelia's visions & championhood
• Fred's Pylea-induced craziness
• Wesley & Fred

written by: Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season3/transcripts/46_tran.shtml