Mr. Flutie: You were there. You saw Dr. Gregory, didn't you?

BUFFY: Um, you mean yesterday in the cafeteria when we found him...

Mr. Flutie: Don't say dead! Or decapitated, or decomposing, I'd stay away from D-words altogether. But you witnessed the event, so this way, please.

BUFFY: Well, no, I'm gonna be late for biology...

Mr. Flutie: Extremely late! You have to see a counselor. Everyone who saw the body has to see a crisis counselor.

BUFFY: But I really don't need...

Mr. Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, (jumps back) but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.

BUFFY: But, I really, really don't...

Mr. Flutie: No, you have to talk to a counselor and start the healing. You have to heal.

BUFFY: But Mr. Flutie, I...

Mr. Flutie: Heal!

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written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/04pet.html