XANDER: Wouldn't you two say you know me about as well as anyone else? Maybe even better than I know myself?

WILLOW: What's *this* about?

XANDER: When you look at me, do you think 'prison guard'?

BUFFY: Um, crossing guard, maybe, but prison guard?

XANDER: They just put up the assignments for the career fair, and according to my test results I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections.

BUFFY: Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars.

XANDER: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh now, missy, they assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.

BUFFY: As in police?

XANDER: As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.

WILLOW: But, doughnuts!

written by: Howard Gordon & Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/21myline1.html