All: Sunnydale! Sunnydale! We never fail! We never fail! Jump and Shoot! Swish and score! The other team is such a bore! Yeah!

(Amy blows the cartwheel and crashes into Cordelia. Cordelia yelps as she falls and then quickly gets up.)

CORDELIA: You saw that, right? That wasn't me! You saw that, right? Right?

(later, in locker room)

CORDELIA: I have a dream. It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see! We have to achieve our dreams, Amy. Otherwise we... wither and die!

Amy: Look, I'm sorry about...

CORDELIA: Shhh! If your supreme klutziness out there today takes me out of the running, you're gonna be so *very* beyond sorry! (smiles) Have a nice day.

(later, after results posted)

CORDELIA: You're lucky!

Amy: I made it?

CORDELIA: *I* made it!

• Cordelia's unique world views

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/03witch.html