(Buffy comes up to Willow as Veruca and Oz leave)

BUFFY: Check out the rapid exits. Was it me?

WILLOW: Me. I don't speak musicianese. How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?

BUFFY: I thought that was the point.

WILLOW: He thinks she's sexy. He gets this blushy thing going on behind his ears. That's for me only.

BUFFY: It doesn't mean anything. So Oz checks out another girl. He loves you.

WILLOW: I know. I--I know. And I don't wanna be the kind of girl who freaks every time my boyfriend notices somebody else. I mean, I have wrong feelings about other guys sometimes, but I feel guilty, and I flog and punish.

BUFFY: Exactly. I'm sure Oz is flogging and punishing himself. This is sounding wrong before I even finish. Look, I promise you, in a couple of days, it's gonna be like "Veruca who?"

WILLOW: You think?

BUFFY: Absolutely. Oz just isn't the type to stray. Not tonight anyways. He'll be locked in a cage.

• Willow & Oz

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
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