Jesse: Hey!

XANDER: You guys busy? Are we interrupting? We're interrupting.

BUFFY: Hey!

WILLOW: Hey!

Jesse: Hey there!

WILLOW: Buffy, this is Jesse and that's Xander.

XANDER: Oh, me and Buffy go waaay back, old friends, very close. Then there's that period of estrangement where I think we were both growing as people, but now here we are, like old times, I'm quite moved.

Jesse: Is it me, or are you turning into a bibbling idiot?

XANDER: No, it's, uh, it's not you.

BUFFY: Well, it's nice to meet you guys, I think.

Jesse: Well, you know, we wanted to welcome ya, make ya feel at home, unless you have a scary home...

XANDER: And to return this. (holds up the stake) The only thing I can think is that you're building a really little fence.

BUFFY: Hah, no, um, a-a-actually it was for self-defense. Everyone has them in L.A. Pepper spray is just so passé.

XANDER: So what do you do for fun, what do you like, what do you look for in a man, let's hear it.

Jesse: If you have any dark, painful secrets you'd like us to publish?

BUFFY: Gee, everyone wants to know about me. How keen.

XANDER: Well, not much goes on in a one Starbucks town like Sunnydale. You're pretty big news.

BUFFY: I'm not. Really.

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/01welcome.html