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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Angel to Wes: you want a job? from She (Season 1) | Next Clip in Episode |
CORDELIA: Hi. ANGEL: Good morning. Is there coffee?
CORDELIA: They're still in bean form. I...thought I ordered the ground. (She hands him a silver coffee bag) Maybe you could crush the beans with your vampire strength? Just mush the bag.
(Angel looks between the bag and Cordelia a couple of times)
CORDELIA: Mush 'em.
ANGEL: Really, ah, fun party last night.
CORDELIA: I'm so glad you came. You know how parties are. You're always worried that no one's gonna suck the energy out of the room like a giant black hole of boring despair. But there you were, in the clinch!
ANGEL: I didn't...Boring?
CORDELIA: You used to be a person! Did you never party? Did people not gather in olden times?
ANGEL: I talked to people. Laura.
CORDELIA: Laura thought you hated her. I had to tell her you were challenged.
ANGEL: I don't hate her. I-I got two modes with people: bite and avoid. Hard to shift. Plus, I can't get too close. I mean, with women...
CORDELIA: You can be nice. It's not like Laura's gonna throw you down on the living room floor and tear off all of your...Well, actually, Laura...
ANGEL: I'll try harder. Still, I mean, the quiet, reserved thing, don't you think it makes me kind of...I don't know, cool?
(Cordelia points at Wesley as he walks into the office.)
CORDELIA: He was cooler.
WESLEY: Good morning.
ANGEL: Now I'm depressed.
WESLEY: Well I'm feeling rather chipper myself. *That* was quite a soiree last night!
CORDELIA: Glad *someone* enjoyed it.
ANGEL: I enjoyed it!
WESLEY: A gala event. In particular the tiny Reubens and the shrimp puffs. Don't supposed there is any leftovers laying about? Any abandoned shrimp puffs?
ANGEL: You're broke, aren't you?
WESLEY: Angel! A man's finances are his own business.
ANGEL: You want a job?
WESLEY: Oh, yes, please!
ANGEL: I don't have much, but as long as you make yourself useful around here, you're entitled to a cut.
WESLEY: I don't know what to say.
CORDELIA: Well, this is great! Now we're really... (To Angel) Do I have to take a pay-cut? (Angel shakes his head 'no') ...A team!
(Wesley tries to hug Angel, but he wards him off with a slight grimace.)
WESLEY: You won't be disappointed. (tearing up) There is, ah, something in my eye.
CORDELIA: Oh, don't go getting all sappy. (To Angel) Hold me.
ANGEL: Look, why don't we just...
CORDELIA: No! Hold me!
(Angel barely catches her as she gets hit by a vision. She sees a man burned up.)
CORDELIA: Gross! Oh, *eww* is all. Ugh!
WESLEY: What did you see?
CORDELIA: I don't just see, I feel, okay? Thank you, Doyle.
ANGEL: Is someone in trouble?
WESLEY: (getting a pad and pencil) I'm, ah, I'm at the ready.
CORDELIA: You're going to the ice factory. On Fifth, downtown.
ANGEL: What are we looking for?
CORDELIA: A corpse.
WESLEY: I don't think there is access through the tunnels.
ANGEL: I'm driving, then.
WESLEY: I'm coming with you. I intend to earn my keep. Oh, and in terms of this keep, by the by...
ANGEL: There's no dental.
WESLEY: Right. Well, I'll floss.
ANGEL: Let's go.
CORDELIA: Hey, be careful. Guy was burnt to death in an ice factory. Thing that did that could still be there.
ANGEL: You didn't get a look at it?
CORDELIA: All I felt was his fear. And the exploding eyeballs. Did I mention that I hate this gig?
ANGEL: We'll be in touch.
WESLEY: (opening the door) After you, sir.
written by: David Greenwalt and Marti Noxon; Original transcript by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by M'lyn. Checked against source by M'lyn and myself.. Full transcript at:
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