BUFFY: Do I like shrubs?

XANDER: That's between you and your god.

BUFFY: What'd you put?

WILLOW: I came down on the side of shrubs.

BUFFY: Go with shrubs! Okay! Uhhh! I shouldn't even be bothering with this. It's all mootville for me. No matter what my aptitude test says, we already know my deal.

XANDER: Yup, high risk, sub-minimum wage...

BUFFY: Pointy wooden things...

WILLOW: Then why are you even taking the test?

BUFFY: It's Principal Snyder's hoop of the week. He's not happy unless I'm jumping. Believe me, I would *not* be here otherwise.

WILLOW: You're not even a teensy weensy bit curious about what kinda career you could've had? I mean, if you weren't already the Slayer and all.

BUFFY: Do the words 'sealed in fate' ring any bells for you, Will? Why go there?

XANDER: Y'know, with that kind of attitude you could've had a bright future as an employee at the DMV.

BUFFY: I'm sorry, it's just... unless Hell freezes over and every vamp in Sunnydale puts in for early retirement, I'd say my future is pretty much a non-issue.

• Slayerhood

written by: Howard Gordon & Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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