SNYDER: The big pinhead librarian didn't show up, and I don't wanna do it. You do it.

Ms. Barton: Alright, fine. I'll do it.

SNYDER: (to himself) Everybody expects me to do everything around here because I'm the principal. It's not fair.

Ms. Barton: Hey! We're all stuck here, okay? So now let's just sit quietly and, and pretend we're reading something until we're really sure that old Commandant Snyder's gone. Then we're all outta here!

XANDER: Does anyone else wanna marry Ms. Barton?

CORDELIA: Get in line.

WILLOW: I guess Giles isn't coming?

BUFFY: (very concerned) I guess not.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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