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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Angel to Cordy: You got peanut butter on the bed. from Rm w/a Vu (Season 1) | Next Clip in Episode |
DOYLE: Angel, you around?
CORDELIA: Hey, Doyle. (Angel comes walking into the kitchen wearing boxers and a short open bathrobe) You ever get that feeling that you just can’t shower enough? Like something’s happened and you’ll never be clean?
DOYLE: What?
ANGEL: (to Cordy) You got peanut butter on the bed!
CORDELIA: Really? I don’t think so. (Angel shows her his hand.) I’ll look.
DOYLE: No, no, no, no, no. Angel man, how could you?
ANGEL: Could I what?
DOYLE: Man, you know I was crazy about her, and I was wearing her down, too. But no, handsome, brooding vampire guy has to swoop in, all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead! How about leaving some scraps for the homely looking fellas who don’t turn evil when they get some?
ANGEL: Cordelia stayed over because something’s wrong with her place. I was on the sofa.
DOYLE: Oh. That’s okay, I suppose.
CORDELIA: Angel, at some point in the recent history *you* got peanut butter on the bed, and it’s gross. I think you’re gonna have to change the sheets.
ANGEL: I don’t eat.
CORDELIA: Well then, I don’t even want to know how it got there.
DOYLE: Hey, Cordy, you're lookin' great, by the way.
CORDELIA: I wouldn’t know. The man doesn’t even have a mirror. Like it'd kill him to not see himself?
DOYLE: Listen, I was wondering if anybody called lately? Maybe askin' about me or maybe wanting my address?
CORDELIA: Oh, yeah. Yesterday your cousin called, with one of those names from your part of England.
DOYLE: My part of *England*?
CORDELIA: Conner or Fergus – did he find you?
DOYLE: Yeah, he did, all right. But you see, a little ah - warning might have been nice, give a fella a chance to neat the place up, you know?
CORDELIA: Jeez, I only helped the guy as a favor to you. Maybe next time I won’t bother.
DOYLE: Well, it’s not like you even have to pick up the phone. You just let your friend Aura hang there.
CORDELIA: Ok, here’s an idea: How about you make me a list of the people you’re too good to talk to.
ANGEL: What's going on?
DOYLE: Nothing, just…
ANGEL: You got a bruise on your hand.
DOYLE: Badminton.
ANGEL: And the reason there's a wet towel on my leather chair?
(…later…)
DOYLE: What are you doing?
CORDELIA: I just – I just wanted to see if he had hardwood floors under there, you know? I – I might be here a while!
DOYLE: Well, the things you learn! I had no idea Angel was Queen of the Winter Ball.
CORDELIA: Those are mine. (Working on the floor) Tough stuff!
DOYLE: Hey, your high school diploma's all burned.
CORDELIA: Yeah, it was a rough ceremony. Yup, there it is. My whole life – pre here. Five trophies with some of the shiny worn off.
DOYLE: It’s good though you can look back. I never look back.
CORDELIA: Look back at what?
ANGEL: (entering) Doyle, - you down here? Oh, there you are. There’s a big guy here to see you. I’ll tell him you’ll be right up.
DOYLE: Oh, okay, that’s great. (bolts)
written by: Jane Espenson; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by: tralf. checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/05_tran.shtml