GILES: This is intolerable. Snyder's interfered before, but I, I won't take this from that twisted little homunculus.

SNYDER: (smirking) I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

GILES: You get out! And take your marauders with you.

SNYDER: (unaffected) Oh, my. So fierce. I suppose I should hear you out. Just how is, um... 'Blood Rites and Sacrifices' appropriate material for a public school library? Chess club branching out?

GILES: This is not over.

SNYDER: Oh, I should say it's just beginning. Fight it if you want. Just remember, lift a finger against me, and you'll have to answer to MOO.

BUFFY: (incredulous) Answer to MOO? Did that sentence just make some sense that I'm not in on?

SNYDER: 'Mothers Opposed to the Occult.' A powerful new group.

BUFFY: And who came up with that lame name?

SNYDER: That would be the founder. I believe you call her 'Mom'.

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written by: Jane Espenson & Thania St. John; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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