(The Yoro Mountains of Honduras, stormy. An old man is throwing bones in his hut)

DARLA: You're a difficult man to find, Senor. Do you know why I'm here? (The man nods) You are my last hope. I've been told you're very powerful, very wise. I tried everything and I can't get rid of it, so I ask you: what is this thing - growing inside of me? And how's it possible?

SHAMAN: The father is also a...

DARLA: Vampire? Yes! Though - not a very good one.

SHAMAN: I will need some blood.

DARLA: Well, I'll show you mine if - you show me yours.

(The shaman picks up a knife and a cup. Darla holds her hand over the cup but the shaman hesitates. With a sigh Darla takes the knife away from him and makes the cut herself.)

DARLA: Men are such babies.

(The Shaman mixes some powders and herbs with the blood in the cup.)

SHAMAN: This has never failed me.

(The rubs the contents of the bowl onto his hands then lays them on Darla's swollen belly. After a moment he is blasted backwards away from her.)

SHAMAN: I can not help you. No man can. This is not meant to be known.

DARLA: Yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard *that* before. I guess there is only one thing left to do. Time to go visit daddy.

• Darla's Pregnancy

written by: Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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