XANDER: Snyder's got you guys making party favors, huh?

BUFFY: His two worst students. That's what mom sees when she looks at me. A Sheila.

XANDER: Well, Sheila's definitely intense. That guy with her? That's the guy she *can* bring home to mother.

WILLOW: She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.

XANDER: (to Willow) You're bad to the bone.

WILLOW: I'm a rebel.

BUFFY: It's not fair. I'm the Slayer. That requires a certain amount of cutting and fighting. What's Sheila's excuse?

XANDER: Homework. She won't do it. And most teachers respect that now. Oh, you might wanna keep away any sharp implements when you're working with her.

BUFFY: Do you think any other Slayers ever had to go to high school?

XANDER: It's no biggie. You'll have a nice soirée. The parents will love it. As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.

BUFFY: Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!

XANDER: Whadaya mean? Nothing's gonna happen.

WILLOW: Not until some dummy says, 'as long as nothing bad happens.'

BUFFY: It's the ultimate jinx!

WILLOW: What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?

• Slayerhood

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/15school.html