SPIKE: It's over. Just like that. Not that I thought I had a chance anyway.

ANGEL: At least I have a girlfriend.

SPIKE: (shrugs) Still.

ANGEL: (defeated) Yeah.

SPIKE: (incensed) The Immortal?!

ANGEL: I mean, come on!

SPIKE: She's smarter than that.

ANGEL: She'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.

SPIKE: She's under some kind of spell.

ANGEL: I was just thinking that.

SPIKE: We're gonna pick up the Capo's body...

ANGEL: Find The Immortal, and break his whammy.

• Angel & Spike
• Funnies

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x20_tran.php