TARA: (yelling over the music) Do you think she's here?

WILLOW: (yelling) What?

TARA: Do you think Dawn might have come here?

WILLOW: It's where I'd be if I were fifteen and on the lam.

TARA: Really?

WILLOW: Well, not me at fifteen, 'cause, hello, spaz.

TARA: You?

WILLOW: Yeah. Hard to believe such a hot mama-yama came from humble, geek-infested roots?

TARA: Infested roots, trying to turn me on?

WILLOW: (smiles) I have to try now? (they kiss) Come on, let's look over here.

TARA: Do you see her?

WILLOW: No, there's too many people.

TARA: Maybe we can have security-

WILLOW: No, that'll take too long. One among many, many fade to one-

TARA: What are you doing? Will?

WILLOW: I'm just gonna clear the crowd.

TARA: How?

WILLOW: I'll just shift everyone who isn't a fifteen-year-old girl into an alternate dimension. (smiling)

TARA: (horrified) What?

WILLOW: No, it'll be for like a fraction of a second. They won't even notice.

TARA: Will, no, you can't!

WILLOW: Why?

TARA: Well, what if something went wrong?

WILLOW: Well, it won't!

TARA: But w-what would Giles say?

WILLOW: (toward the crowd) Sukut! (sound cuts)

WILLOW: (to Tara) Are you taking his side now?

TARA: This isn't about sides.

WILLOW: You two have been talking about me behind my back.

TARA: No! God.

WILLOW: You know how that makes me feel?

TARA: Willow, you are using too much magic. What do you want me to do, just, just sit back and keep my mouth shut?

WILLOW: Well, that'd be a good start.

TARA: If I didn't love you so damn much I would! (turns & storms off, camcelling the noise-quieting spell)

• Willow & Tara
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/106alltheway.html