CORDELIA: (spying a couple) Those two are perfect.

WESLEY: Did you bring the badge?

CORDELIA: No.

WESLEY: You said you had...

CORDELIA: Sir, madam, I’m detective Andrews, this is detective Yelsew. - Show them your badge. (Wesley takes a wallet out of his inside pocket and waves it through the air without letting them get a look at it) and write down their license plate number four three niner, Peter, Charley, Edward.

MAN: What are you doing? Why are you writing down...

CORDELIA: Sir, if you could just calm down and give us your name?

MAN: My name is Mathew Winslow, as in Winslow Multimedia? And I happen to be a personal friend of your boss – Chief Tyler?

CORDELIA: We’ll give him your best. Could I see your tickets please?

WINSLOW: You’ll be hearing from my lawyer tonight.

CORDELIA: Are you aware that you’ve purchased tickets to an unlicensed sporting event?

WESLEY: Answer the detective.

WINSLOW: Well, if it’s illegal, what are all these people doing here?

CORDELIA: We’re trying to do you a favor, Mr. Winslow.

WESLEY: Something's going down tonight. Something with the man.

(Cordy kicks him.)

WINSLOW: A raid?

CORDELIA: We’re not at liberty to say.

WINSLOW: But we could just - go on home?

CORDELIA: I think that would be a wise thing to do, Sir.

(Winslow mouths ‘thank you’ and he and his lady get back into the car. Cordy elbows Wesley as they walk off. )

WESLEY: What?

CORDELIA: You almost blew it!

WESLEY: I save us!

CORDELIA: Urgh! Something is going down with the man? You idiot!

• Cordelia & Wesley
• Funnies

written by: Howard Gordon; Original transcript by anonymous. Edited, formatted for the site and checked for accuracy by me.. Full transcript at:
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