BUFFY: Oh, my God! Mmm. Oh, my God. That might be the best thing I've ever had in my mouth.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Isn't it good? They soak the pears in brandy. Here, you need a bite with sauce.

BUFFY: (looks up while being hand-fed by the Principal, sees Spike) Mm. What are you doing here?

PRINCIPAL WOOD: (to Buffy) Is there a problem?

SPIKE: It's Xander.

(... later, in car...)

BUFFY: You sure he's in the high school?

SPIKE: Willow did a locator spell. Useful stuff.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: I'm not surprised. That school's at the center of everything.

BUFFY: How much longer 'til we get there?

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Ten minutes. So, how do you two know each other?

BUFFY: (too fast) He works with me. Uh, you know, in the struggle against evil.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Mm. Cool.

• Buffy & Principal Wood
• Buffy & Spike
• Spike vs Principal Wood

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php