Amy: That's my mom!

BUFFY: No! (reads the inscription) Catherine Madison. Get down with your bad self!

Amy: Her nickname was 'Catherine the Great'. She took that team and made them tri-county champions. Y'know, no one's ever done that before, or since. She and my dad were Homecoming King and Queen. They got married right after graduation.

BUFFY: That's kinda romantic.

Amy: Well, he was a big loser. Never made any money. Ran off with Miss Trailer Trash when I was twelve.

BUFFY: Okay, that part's less romantic. My folks split up, too.

Amy: Drag, huh? Uh, he left my mom with nothing. She put herself through cosmetology school. Bought me everything I ever wanted. And never once gained a single pound.

BUFFY: Uh, she sounds really great, Amy, but, um... it doesn't mean that you need to lock step as far as this cheerleading thing.

Amy: She was the best! And I can't get my body to *move* like hers! I choked in there so bad!

BUFFY: No, Amy, you did fine.

Amy: (dejected) I'm gonna get changed.

BUFFY: Wait! No...

WILLOW: (walking by) Hey, Amy! (comes over to Buffy) Is she okay?

BUFFY: No, she's, she's wiggin' about her mom, big cheer queen back when.

WILLOW: Yeah, her mom's kinda...

BUFFY: ...Nazi like?

WILLOW: Heil. If she gains an ounce she padlocks the fridge and won't eat anything but broth.

BUFFY: So, mommy dearest is really... Mommy Dearest?

WILLOW: There's a bitter streak. But Amy's nice. We used to hang in Junior High. When her mom would go on a broth kick, Amy'd come over to my house and we'd stuff ourselves with brownies!

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/03witch.html