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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Anya: Well, he wasn't a troll when I dated him! from Triangle (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Xander and Spike edge toward the door. Just as they reach it, Anya and Willow enter.)
ANYA: Xander! You shouldn't be here. There's a troll.
XANDER: Uh, a big guy? Hammer? I think I noticed him. (points)
WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here.
(The door opens again and Buffy runs in, followed by Tara.)
BUFFY: I'm here.
WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars.
(Nothing happens. The others look at her)
WILLOW: Just checking.
BUFFY: What's going on? Where did he come from?
(Spike steps forward, looking nervous.)
SPIKE: Hello, Buffy.
ANYA: (interrupting) Willow stole ingredients and released him from a purple crystal. He's a troll.
(Spike looks annoyed, steps back.)
BUFFY: (to Willow) You did this?
WILLOW: Me? No, we. I mean, us. (points to Anya) Uh, her. It's very complex.
ANYA: Well, we can stop him. Willow, do the spell.
WILLOW: Uh, let the conjuring be-
(Olaf suddenly stops drinking and looks over at them.)
OLAF: Stop!
WILLOW: Nobody lets me finish!
OLAF: You ... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun. Just like you always did when we were dating!
ANYA: Uh, um...
XANDER: You dated him?
BUFFY: You dated a troll?
WILLOW: And we're what, surprised by this?
ANYA: Well, he wasn't a troll then! You know, he was just a big dumb guy, and ... well, you know, he cheated on me and I made him into a troll, which by the way is... (embarrassed) how I got the ... job as a vengeance demon.
written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/89triangle.html