(Inside a downstairs closet. It's absolutely dark.)

CORDELIA: I don't hear anything. Should we check?

OZ: Let's go for it.

(He opens the door and looks out. No zombies. Cordelia sees a pair of ski poles in the closet and hands one of them to
Oz.)

CORDELIA: Here.

OZ: Thanks.

(They reach the
kitchen door. Cordelia looks in and startles when suddenly Giles appears
there, having come in through the back door. She holds her ski pole up
to his neck. Oz holds his ski pole pointed at Giles' gut.)

GILES: Cordelia, it's me! It's me!

CORDELIA: How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles?

GILES: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome.

CORDELIA: It's him.

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written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/36deadman.html