(Cut to the campus at night. You see a girl running away from a man. They reach a secluded area. We see that is Buffy and a vampire.)

BUFFY: Thanks for the relocate. I perform better without an audience. You were thinking, what, a little helpless coed before bed? You know very well, you eat this late... (She stakes him.) You're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn? That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with.

Cut to Spike watching her from a distance.

SPIKE: Watch your mouth, little girl. You should know better than to tempt the fates that way. 'Cause the big bad is back, and this time, it's...

(Suddenly he's being electrocuted by commandos)

SPIKE: Urrgh! Aaaahhh!

• Funnies
• Spike's defanging

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/62wildatheart.html