GREEN DEMON: You're lucky today, Spike.

SPIKE: Got my good-luck charm with me.

SCALY DEMON: You cleaned us out. No-one's that lucky.

LOOSE-SKINNED DEMON (CELM): Yeah. I'm starting to think you cheat.

SPIKE: Me? I cheat? He's got X-ray vision!

SCALY DEMON: (defensive) I'm not using it.

LOOSE-SKINNED DEMON (CLEM): *We* are not the ones who are cheating! (everyone sees an Ace stuck in his skin folds) I, I had no idea that was there. I could have leaned on that days ago.

GREEN DEMON: You better go, Spike. Things could get ugly.

SCALY DEMON: Got ugly the second he walked in. Him and his human.

LOOSE-SKINNED DEMON (CLEM): Her skin's so tight, I don't even know how you can look at her. (Spike takes offense)

GREEN DEMON: Leave your winnings and get out. We'll forget this whole thing.

SPIKE: Ah, so it's a setup, isn't it? Squeeze a few quid outta the vamp. Well, I'll tell you what you didn't count on. (indicates Buffy) Me and the bird.

BUFFY: Blaaah.

SPIKE: You wanna fight? You face the two of us.

BUFFY: What? I'm not getting into a bar fight! (very drunk) I'll beat 'em up for information, great, but not to defend your right to gamble for kittens! Which, by the way, is stupid currency.

GREEN DEMON: They're delicious! (other demons nod)

SPIKE: Come on, Slayer, a big fight's just what you need.

BUFFY: Forget it. I'm not playing by anyone else's rules any more. I'm done. (sets the kittens free)

DEMON: Hey, I won those two!

BUFFY: Be free, kittens!

DEMON: They're getting away!

(she exits, Spike chases after)

• Buffy & Spike

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html