WILLOW: Percy! Hey. Listen, I thought we could get together today at lunch and go over your Roosevelt paper. You know, what books you'll need and stuff.

Percy: (purposely obtuse) What are you talking about?

WILLOW: Me tutoring you. Your, your history paper?

Percy: Oh, yeah, yeah. Snyder said *you* were gonna do it.

WILLOW: (surprised) He never said that.

Percy: What meeting were *you* at?

WILLOW: Look, I-I'll get the books you need. Just meet me at lunch and...

Percy: (interrupts) No, no, no. I don't have any time at lunch. I gotta hang out.

WILLOW: Well...

Percy: What, what, you got something better to do? Just type it up and put my name on it. Oh, and don't type too good. Dead giveaway. (leaves)

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