ANGEL: Going somewhere?

PROFESSOR SEIDEL: No. No. I—

ANGEL: I hear Pelican Bay is nice this time of year. And I'm sure the inmates'll just love your lectures.

PROFESSOR SEIDEL: Get out of here.

ANGEL: See, I can't do that. Fred's a friend of mine. And that little sabbatical you had planned for her—not nice.

PROFESSOR SEIDEL: You don't have any evidence on me. You can't.

ANGEL: Oh, but I can. And when I'm done, I'm guessing there's gonna be a full confession—

PROFESSOR SEIDEL: (opens book, reading aloud) Barathrum copeo lacero. Increpito immanis barathrum copeo lacero.

(A portal opens beside the Professor, and a green scaly demon walks out of it. It goes after Angel.)

ANGEL: Great.

(...)

ANGEL: (getting splattered with demon goo) Oh, man.

(Angel starts to walk away, thinking the battle is over, when the demon's clawed hand grabs him by the ankle, causing Angel to fall to the ground. )

ANGEL: What?

(The demon stands, and they begin to battle again.)

(...)

(Angel is holding the demon's head, while looking at the body across the room. Angel appears to have defeated the demon again, but then his hand starts to move again.)

ANGEL: (whiny) Come on! I'm holding your *head*.

(The demon gets up, headless, and sprouts a new head. It attacks Angel, and they battle again.)

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written by: Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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