Willy: We're closed! Can't you read the sign? Oh, uh... hey, Angel. I didn't recognize you in the dark there. What, uh... what can I do for you tonight?

ANGEL: I need some information.

Willy: Yeah? Man, that's too bad, 'cause... I'm stayin' away from that whole scene. I'm livin' right, Angel.

ANGEL: Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing.

Willy: C'mon, man. Don't be that way! I-I treat you vamps good! I-I-I-I don't hassle you, you don't hassle me... We all enjoy the patronage of this establishment. Everybody's happy, right?

ANGEL: Who sent them?

Willy: Who sent who?

ANGEL: The Order of Taraka.

Willy: I-I... I tell ya, I haven't been in the loop.

ANGEL: Let's try again. The Order of Taraka, they're after the Slayer.

Willy: C'mon, man.

ANGEL: Was it Spike?

Willy: Look, Angel, I-I got some good pigs' blood in, good stuff, my fence said...

(Angel grabs Willy and smacks his head into the bar. )

Willy: Damn it! Ah...

ANGEL: You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while.

Willy: Oh, Spike will draw and quarter me, man!

ANGEL: I'll take care of Spike.

Willy: You know he ordered those guys! Spike's sick of your girl getting in his way!

ANGEL: Where can I find him?

Willy: I tell you that, I'm gonna need relocating expenses! It'll cost you!

ANGEL: (presses harder) It'll cost who?

Willy: Okay! Okay! He and that freaky chick of his are...

(Kendra attacks)

ANGEL: Who are you? If you tell me what I need to know I won't hurt you.

ANGEL: You think this is funny?

Kendra: (locks him a cage) I tink it is funny now. Dat girl. De one I saw you wit before?

ANGEL: You stay away from her.

Kendra: I'm afraid you are not in a position to treaten.

ANGEL: When I get outta here I'll do more than threaten!

Kendra: Den I suggest ya move quickly. Eastern exposure. De sun will be comin' in a few hours. More dan enough time for me to find your girlfriend.

• Angel & Spike

written by: Howard Gordon & Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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