XANDER: We gonna go to the Bronze tonight? We three?

BUFFY: It'll be fun!

XANDER: Yeah, Willow, fun? Remember fun? That thing where you smile?

WILLOW: Oh, I'm sorry guys. I'm just thinking about...

BUFFY: Malcolm?

WILLOW: Malcolm, Moloch... whatever he's called. The one boy that's really liked me, and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?

BUFFY: It doesn't say anything about you.

WILLOW: I mean, I thought I was really falling...

BUFFY: (interrupts) Hey, did you forget? The one boy I've had the hots for since I've moved here turned out to be a vampire.

XANDER: Right, and the teacher I had a crush on? Giant praying mantis?

WILLOW: That's true.

XANDER: Yeah, that's life on the Hellmouth.

BUFFY: Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.

XANDER: We're doomed!

WILLOW: Yeah!

(They all laugh. Their laughter quickly becomes nervous and stops.)

• Buffy's Love Life in general

written by: Ashley Gable & Thomas A. Swyden; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/08robot.html