CORDELIA: It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have. Of course I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, I already have a lot of character. Is it possible to have too much character?

• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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