(SuaveXander emerges from the apartment, and is promptly tackled by a yelling ScruffyXander)

ScruffyXANDER: Yaah!

(SuaveXander throws him off and ScruffyXander falls down. He gets up and they stare at each other. SuaveXander punches ScruffyXander in the face. He goes down again, clutching his nose. )

ScruffyXANDER: I won't let you do this!

NEIGHBOR WOMAN: (OS) What's going on down there?

ScruffyXANDER: You can't do this to me!

(SuaveXander turns and runs off. ScruffyXander groans and clutches his face.)

ScruffyXANDER: Oh, man, I need Buffy.

(Cut to shot of Sunnydale, night, with rain pouring down. Cut to exterior of Giles' apartment (courtyard). ScruffyXander runs across the courtyard, soaking wet. )

SuaveXANDER: (OS) No, no. He looked *exactly* like me.

(ScruffyXander goes to the window and sees SuaveXander talking to Riley, Buffy, and Giles. )

SuaveXANDER: It stole my face. We have to find it, and we have to kill it.

ScruffyXANDER: (from outside the window) She sees it's not me. Please, Buffy ... resist his spell. Do this for me.

BUFFY: (to SuaveXander) Don't worry, Xander. Whatever stole your face, it has to deal with the slayer now.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/81thereplacement.html