CORDELIA: I hope you guys aren't going to the Sadie Hawkins Dance tonight, 'cause I'm organizing a boycott. Do you realize that the girls have to ask the guys? And pay and everything? I mean, whose genius idea was that?

XANDER: Obviously, some hairy-legged feminist.

CORDELIA: Really! Well, we need to nip this thing in the butt. I mean, otherwise, things are going to get really scary.

(everyone's lunch turn into snakes; Cordelia gets bit)

CORDELIA: Perfect. I'm gonna be scarred and swollen. Why didn't they just kill me?

• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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