GILES: Kendra, I-I've, uh, conferred with your Watcher, Mr. Zabuto, and, uh, we both agree that, uh, until this matter with Spike and Drusilla has been resolved that you two should work together.

BUFFY: Oh, that'll be a treat.

Kendra: So, you believe dat Spike is attempting to revive dis Drusilla to health?

GILES: Yes, well, I-I-I-I think that's the, uh, the dark power that your, your Watcher re-referred to. You see, uh, you see Drusilla's not only evil, she's, uh, well, she's also quite mad, and-and-and-and if she's restored to her full health, then, uh, well, there's no, absolutely no telling what she might do.

Kendra: Den we will stop Spike.

BUFFY: Ooo, good plan, let's go, charge!

GILES: Buffy...

BUFFY: It's a little more complicated than that, John Wayne.

GILES: Yes, I'm, I'm afraid it is. You see, Spike has also called out the Order of Taraka to keep Buffy out of the way.

Kendra: De assassins? I read of dem in de writings of Dramius.

GILES: Oh, really? W-w-which volume?

Kendra: I believe it was six, sir.

BUFFY: Um, how do you know all this?

Kendra: From me studies.

BUFFY: So, obviously you have a lot of free time.

Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.

WILLOW: There's a Slayer handbook?

BUFFY: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?

WILLOW: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...

GILES: After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would be of no use in your case.

BUFFY: Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha- what's wrong with my case?

GILES: Uh, Kendra, um, perhaps you'd like to show me the, the part in, uh, Dramius Six where, uh, uh, where it refers to the Order of Taraka. Really, I-I, I seem to have never been able to get through that book. It was a bit stodgy.

Kendra: It was difficult. All dose footnotes.

(Giles and Kendra laugh)

BUFFY: (to Willow) Hello, and welcome to planet pocket protector.

• Slayerhood

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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