WILLOW: Hi!

CORDELIA: Hey, Willow.

WILLOW: How was your summer?

CORDELIA: Oh, I can't believe you brought that up. Las Palmas was the nightmare resort. They order you around and make you have organized (makes quotes with her fingers) 'fun', and I used sarcastic quote marks. Plus the fact there are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property. It was all about dread. How was your summer?

WILLOW: Oh, it was okay.

CORDELIA: Is Xander around?

WILLOW: Well, uh, yeah. Somewhere.

CORDELIA: Good. Great. I haven't seen him yet. Do I look okay?

WILLOW: Oh, yeah!

CORDELIA: (worried) How's my hair?

WILLOW: Uh, it's good!

CORDELIA: He didn't meet anybody over the summer, did he? No, who's he gonna meet in Sunnydale, but monsters and stuff? But then again he's always been attracted to monsters. (worried) How's my hair?

WILLOW: Still good.

CORDELIA: Maybe he's forgotten me. Well, I'll just have to make him remember. See ya.

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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