(Cemetary, night. A newly risen vampire encounters its first adversary. But it's not Buffy.)

WILLOW: That's right, Big Boy. Come and get it.

(Willow, Oz & Xander attempt to fight it, but it outclasses them and gets away)

OZ: Are you guys all right?

XANDER: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

OZ: Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

XANDER: That's right, he was! Cheater! (to Willow) Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having... 'Come and get it, Big Boy'?

WILLOW: Well... W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

OZ: Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/35anne.html