Giles & the fertility god statue from The Replacement (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Giles is inventorying boxes of stored material at the Magic Box)
GILES: (reading to himself) "Miscellaneous curses." Brilliant. Be lucky if I don't curse my hands off at the wrist.
(He picks up the box, turns, and is confronted by Toth. )
GILES: Oh!
TOTH: The slayer is not here.
(Giles grabs something at random out of the box and holds it up toward Toth.)
GILES: Rabbit's foot, no, wait...
(he tosses it aside and looks in the box for something else. Toth brushes the box out of Giles' hands. Giles gasps and holds up a wooden statue about a foot and a half high.)
TOTH: That is a fertility god. Feeble man, you are not going to distract me-
(Giles hits him in the head with the statue. He reels backward. Giles hits him with the statue a few more times, then Toth shoves Giles, and he falls into a pile of boxes.)
TOTH: You are not the slayer. You do not concern me.
written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/81thereplacement.html