WILLOW: Speaking of, how was your date last night?

BUFFY: Misfire. I was late due to unscheduled slayage. Showed up looking trashed.

WILLOW: Was he mad?

BUFFY: Actually he was pretty unmad. Which probably had something to do with the fact that Cordelia was drooling in his cappuccino.

WILLOW: Oh, Buffy. Angel would never fall for her act.

BUFFY: You mean that 'actually showing up, wearing a stunning outfit, embracing personal hygiene' act?

WILLOW: You know what I mean. Uh, she's not his type.

BUFFY: Are you sure? I mean, I don't know what his type is. I've known him less than a year, and if you haven't noticed, he's not exactly one to over share.

WILLOW: True. It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher diaries and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell.

BUFFY: Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private.

WILLOW: Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.

BUFFY: Most importantly, it would be wrong.

• Buffy & Angel
• Cordelia & Angel
• Cordelia & Buffy

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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