(haunted house. spooky party track plays.)

XANDER: Where are the stairs?

WILLOW: Where is the door?

BUFFY: This is the way we came in, right? We just went in a circle?

(The sound effects cut off as Oz flips a switch)

BUFFY: Thank the lord!

OZ: You're welcome.

WILLOW: Hey, I have a neat idea: lets get out of here!

BUFFY: And you were so anxious for me to come.

WILLOW: I'm serious, Buffy. We don't know what we're dealing with.

XANDER: My turn. Does anyone hear that?

BUFFY: As soon as we start dealing with it I'll know what it is we're dealing with. Do you hear something?

XANDER: Like I said. Sounds like a hissing.

BUFFY: It's like a ssss noise?

XANDER: I thought the word hissing kind of covered that nicely.

(Buffy pulls open the door to a closet. There is a guy in there rocking back and forth.)

Chaz: I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'm sorry.

OZ: Chaz?

Chaz: I didnt know.

OZ: What's happening?

CHAZ: It ah....

BUFFY: What is it?

Chaz: It's alive. It's alive.

(Cut to the plastic skeleton. Cut to the knife in its hand. As the camera pans back up the bones are suddenly real. There is an eyeball in one of its sockets. It straightens its head and looks at the camera.)

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/60fearitself.html