ANYA: Where are you going?

BUFFY: Lady needs a mummy hand.

ANYA: What? You haven't even talked to her yet.

BUFFY: I could explain, but you would just forget it.

ANYA: I'm worried about you. Um, retail is a, is a fast-paced and exciting world. I mean, this whole day, has it gone by too quickly for you?

BUFFY: No. No, I don't think that's exactly the problem.

GILES: Buffy, a word in your ear. Um, if you, uh, think of the store as a, as a library, it'll help you to, to, uh, concentrate on, on ... service rather than selling.

BUFFY: Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam.

GILES: (not listening) Yes, uh, quite, quite, yes.

MALE CUSTOMER: Miss, I-

BUFFY: Mummy hand, right? You got it, lady.

(cut to hand straggling customer)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html