BUFFY: Ya like slug? Go with slug. She's not gonna sleep with you anyway.

WARREN: (Monty Pythoning) This mummy hand has ceased to be!

ANDREW: It is an ex-mummy hand!

GILES: Buffy, a word in your ear. (she stomps his glasses into smithereens)

BUFFY: It's you. (runs over to the woman, grabs her by the front of her jacket) You, you're doing this!

FEMALE CUSTOMER: Oh! Oh!

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html