CORDELIA: So, Buffy. You ran off last night and left poor little Angel all by his lonesome. But I did everything I could to comfort him.

BUFFY: I'll bet.

CORDELIA: So, what's his story anyway? I mean, I never see him around.

WILLOW: Not during the day, anyway.

CORDELIA: Oh, please. Don't tell me he still lives at home. Like, he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car?

BUFFY: Cordelia, I think his parents have been dead for a couple of hundred years.

CORDELIA: Oh, good. I mean... What?

BUFFY: Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew.

CORDELIA: Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Carebear with fangs?

WILLOW: It's true.

CORDELIA: You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

• Buffy's Love Life in general
• Cordelia & Angel

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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