Xander to Buffy: Spike in love with you? it's funnier if it's true!
from Crush (Season 5)
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(Xander & Buffy are investigating the crime scene on the train)

XANDER: So, tell me again what we're looking for?

BUFFY: Clues.

XANDER: Ooooh-kay.

XANDER: Could you give me a clue about what kind of clues?

BUFFY: Something. Anything. Just wanna know this was a vamp attack. If it was, how many we're talking about.

XANDER: Well, Sunnydale's finest didn't ... leave us a lot of stuff to examine ... who knows how many people have traipsed through here.

(Buffy is thinking about something else.)

BUFFY: Xander?

XANDER: What?

BUFFY: Never mind... I-it's just that ... Dawn ... said that...

XANDER: Yeah?

BUFFY: Forget it.

XANDER: Buffy!

BUFFY: She thinks that ... she said that ... Spike's in love with me.

(Xander frowns for a second, then bursts out laughing. )

BUFFY: I'm not joking.

XANDER: (still laughing) Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true.

BUFFY: I'm serious. Xander, this is serious!

XANDER: All right.

(After a moment he snickers and begins laughing again.)

BUFFY: It's creepy.

XANDER: No. Not creepy. 'Cause it's not real! I mean, how upset can you really get over one of Spike's ... fevered daydreams that's not gonna happen?

BUFFY: I guess.


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written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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