XANDER: Does my neck look scaly to you?

CORDELIA: Well, of course it looks scaly, the way you've been rubbing it dry like an idiot.

XANDER: I need to look in a mirror. Wait here. But feel free to come in if you hear me scream.

CORDELIA: Any gills yet? Xander, what are you doing? Xander? (sees the creature, thinks it's Xander) Oh, my God! Xander! It's me, Cordelia? I know you can't answer me, but... God, this is all my fault. You joined the swim team to impress me. You were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those Speedo's. (chuckles) And I want you to know that I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And... and we can still date. Or, or not. I mean... I understand if you wanna see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.

XANDER: Uh, Cordy? That's not me.

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: David Fury & Elin Hampton; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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