BUFFY: Hey, Mister Passive-Aggressive Guy. Seriously, you wanna take it down a notch or two in there?

SPIKE: What, poor dainty Richard can't take a joke?

BUFFY: We do not joke about eating people in this house!

SPIKE: What are you gonna do, beat me up again?

BUFFY: I should have thrown you out the second you got here. I was insane to ever think you could just hang out with my friends.

SPIKE: And *I* was insane to think... (pauses) No, wait. You were right. *You're* insane.

(...)

BUFFY: I think it's time for you to go.

SPIKE: Yeah, well, can't. Daylight.

BUFFY: Okay. I'll go.

SPIKE: I'll get the door.

BUFFY: Fine!

SPIKE: Fine!

BUFFY: I'm actually trying to move right now.

SPIKE: (quieter) Me too.

BUFFY: Well ... this can't be good.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/114older.html