XANDER: It can't be much further.

WILLOW: You said that an hour ago. I just ... that spell took a lot out of me.

XANDER: As for example, snakes? How come you didn't tell us how much-

WILLOW: No. Not now.

XANDER: What were we into back there, Will?

WILLOW: It doesn't matter anyway.

XANDER: Do not get all avoidy on me.

WILLOW: I'm not avoidy, I just ... we have bigger problems. Demons?

XANDER: Demons! Ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us!

WILLOW: Yeah, and now we're lost, so can we - (sees something ahead) What's that?

XANDER: See? Avoidy.

WILLOW: Over there, that-that light.

XANDER: That one moving towards us? Incredibly fast?

WILLOW: (calls) Hello?

XANDER: "Hello"? We're being hunted, and you're hello-ing a strange fast-moving light in the dark? It could be anything. It's a motorcycle headlight.

WILLOW: No, too small.

XANDER: Stay behind me.

WILLOW: Xander, I don't-

XANDER: Stay down. I'll take care of this.

WILLOW: Xander, it's-

XANDER: A bug! A big fiery bug! (trying to shoo it away)

WILLOW: Xander-

XANDER: Get off! Do fireflies bite? No, they probably burn, don't they? They - yaa!

WILLOW: (smiling) Xander, it's not a bug. It's Tara. (follows light) Come on.

XANDER: And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?

• Willow's Witchiness
• Xander & Willow

written by: Marti Noxon & David Fury; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/101bargaining.html